One Short Day in the Emerald City

Kae, 22, cisgender female,she/her pronouns, bisexual, single. I'm taking a year out of college, but I am learning German and Russian. I have a stationary addiction, am chronically late and have a thing for space shows, with politics.

pussypussymarijuanaxd:

get out of me guitaa

(via ismiseangoddamnbatman)

daddyfuckedme:

lie to me and tell me you love me

daddyfuckedme:

lie to me and tell me you love me

(Source: sick-flip, via wickedwix)

thevarnishscraper:

heres a kiss to the whole world 

thevarnishscraper:

heres a kiss to the whole world 

(via feminismandtea)

peperomint:

nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite

(via nicotinenympho)

reajeasa:

owlmylove:

therewerestarsintheireyes:

so this housewife decided to rewrite the harry potter series into christian books so that her kids wont be reading about witchcraft and i just cant eveN BREATHE BC THIS IS SO HYSTERICAL

read it here:

Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles

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"Thank you very much for your concern, sir, but he does not need your religion, he has science and socialism and birthdays."

Sounds legit TBH.

(via dorkery)

septsquare:

Y’know, sometimes I think that living in Ireland isn’t all that great, but then I remember that we don’t have cockroaches.

(via nicotinenympho)

theferrets:

The ferrets got a new hut today! Thanks to a gift card from my sister! 

theferrets:

The ferrets got a new hut today! Thanks to a gift card from my sister! 

(via thefriendlyferret)

krakensnap:

Went to take a shower and was surprised to find these little guys.

krakensnap:

Went to take a shower and was surprised to find these little guys.

(via teenybabytab)

leonardpage:

Leonard Page  Self-portrait #3

leonardpage:

Leonard Page 
Self-portrait #3

(via teenybabytab)

(Source: talisamaegyr, via teenybabytab)

rachelbearenson:

so turns out the guy who discovered uranus originally wanted to name it “george”

just. imagine a planet called George

mercury venus earth jupiter saturn GEORGE

(via anottershambles)

becausebirds:

such grace

becausebirds:

such grace

(via theeimpress)

Carey Mulligan + Matthew Beard

(Source: careymulligandaily, via careymulligandaily)

"vaccinate your fucking kids"

— holy shit do you know what year it is  (via fuckyeahtherealkiki)

(Source: callmeoutis, via general-michi)